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IELTS Funny Stories- Clocks in heaven

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

CLOCKS IN HEAVEN

IELTS Funny Stories – IBEST

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible,” said the man.

“And whose clock is that one?”
St Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s George Bush’s clock?” asked the man.
“Bush’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

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Money And Friends

 
“Since he lost his money, half his friends don’t know him any more”
“And the other half ?”
“They don’t know yet that has lost it”
 Father Wants To Go To Bed
Next-door Neighbor’s Little Boy : “Father say could you lend him your cassette player for tonight ?”
Heavy – Metal Enthusiast : “Have you a party on ?”
Little Boy : “Oh, no. Father only wants to go to bed “.
The River Isn’t Deep
A stranger on horse back came to a river with which he was unfamiliar. The traveller asked a youngster if it was deep.
“No”, replied the boy, and the rider started to cross, but soon found that he and his horse had to swim for their lives.
When the traveller reached the other side he turned and shouted : “I thought you said it wasn’t deep ?”
“It isn’t”, was the boy””s reply : “it only takes grandfather’s ducks up to their middles !”
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IBEST IELTS – Have a great weekend!

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